pathogems:

British advertising.

this advert was the best fcking advert on tv i want it back

(Source: squirtledogg)

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

chinfiniteben:

benesticklumberpatch:

chinfiniteben:

seblaine:

so i went to eton college and found this random guy’s yearbook photo

he looks so pleased with himself
like “hell yeah mate i’m the house captain”

are we ignoring that this is Tom Hiddleston

yes

chinfiniteben:

benesticklumberpatch:

chinfiniteben:

seblaine:

so i went to eton college and found this random guy’s yearbook photo

he looks so pleased with himself

like “hell yeah mate i’m the house captain”

are we ignoring that this is Tom Hiddleston

yes

rhijpg:

i am crying

(Source: australianpikachu)

funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

follow-the-music:

dustinssmellyart:

Oh my GOD

I was expecting this to be a gif backstory
follow-the-music:

dustinssmellyart:

Oh my GOD

I was expecting this to be a gif backstory

follow-the-music:

dustinssmellyart:

Oh my GOD

I was expecting this to be a gif backstory

(Source: sodaking)

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h0odrich:

nice try mom

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(Source: neohesperidin)

girlslug:

TOO REAL

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

"How do you get 100 canadians out of a pool? “Please get out of the pool”"
— Mark Sheppard (via the-whisper-men)

hedlunds:

did-you-kno:

Myfridgefood.com lets you enter whatever ingredients you have in your fridge and tells you what you can make with them. Source

image

thedoctorsaysalonsy:

hip-2bsquare:

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

HIS TAIL

No the dog just wants to win the race and is using his tail to propel himself/herself forward faster

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)