is that john green
its a metaphor
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
OH MY GOSH PLEASE YES.
My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
Heligan Botanical Garden
I threw up on that once! that was a fun school trip
That has to be my favourite comment ever
as a completely untalented tumblr user i just want to say THANK YOU to those people who put time and effort in to making gifs, graphics, fanvids, fics and whatever else. i appreciate you, we all appreciate you. keep doing what you’re doing because it’s fab (✿◠‿◠)
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
whyd you only reblog me when youre high