i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
(Source: katebishopss, via ten-points-to-dumbledore)
Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen
It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.
"How did someone see me?"
agent phil coulson hugging his binder to his chest like a lovesick highschooler
#are you thinking about steve
(Source: poseywozey, via britishtoatea)
I feel educated
Where was this when I was in calculus
(Source: littlemusicalwitch, via shutupandtakeitlikeawoahman)
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
Im curious what its actually supposed to say
(Source: maastrictian, via shutupandtakeitlikeawoahman)
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
(Source: rapexrevenge, via superwholockist)
petition for taylor swift to wear this dress
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each
#the dfs sale is still on though
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