calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
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are you serious I usually pour my liquor up to the wine line
when you ask the teacher for help but they just read the question over to you.
do you ever cry because a black haired little boy wandered into your life when you were a kid and made you believe in magic and now many years later he’s still there with you and you just know you will stay at his side always no matter what because he’s just so important
I sat here thinking “That’s a highly specific personal experience for 43k people to relate to” for way too long before figuring out what this post was about
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"
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