avatarstateyipyip:

If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or am I weak

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)

  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

femburton:

i have literally watched this about 100 times since reblogging it the first time 

(Source: vinebox)

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.

thisismydivision:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

^Same.

(Source: min-tto)

(Source: lolgifs.net)

  • Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 
gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

froster-the-snowmago:

all the other kids with the

image

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better run, better run
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(Source: sooo-two-years-ago)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: andshakeitoffs)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow