alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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are you serious I usually pour my liquor up to the wine line

whatdat:

when you ask the teacher for help but they just read the question over to you.
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chloerayne:

you know when you really want something you can’t afford and u have it open in a tab and eventually you have to close that tab and it’s like saying goodbye 

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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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heyteenbookshey:

enochianprayer:

do you ever cry because a black haired little boy wandered into your life when you were a kid and made you believe in magic and now many years later he’s still there with you and you just know you will stay at his side always no matter what because he’s just so important

I sat here thinking “That’s a highly specific personal experience for 43k people to relate to” for way too long before figuring out what this post was about

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen LewisPreviously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.
choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen LewisPreviously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.
choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen LewisPreviously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.
choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen LewisPreviously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.
choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen LewisPreviously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

snorlaxatives:

damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms

snorlaxatives:

damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms

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alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

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plug:

"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"

Me:image

Harry Potter locations

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